Leo: On April Fools’ Day, I got fooled again by your inset ad.
Very excitedly, I called Geppert Studios and said I wanted to take advantage of their enlargement offer. The chap asked which photo I’d like enlarged, and I replied, “Photo? Who said anything about a photo?” Long silence.
“What were you asking about, then?” he queried.
“MY DEAR SIR!” I shouted, “DO YOU KNOW TO WHOM YOU ARE SPEAKING?”
“No,” he replied. “Good,” I said and hung up.
Brendan: Yes, always read the small print, not just the bit about 8 or 10 inches. I’m talking about photos, of course. I have no idea what you could be thinking of. None whatsoever. (But we promise a very discreet service and our product arrives in a plain envelope.)
Leo, I enjoyed reading that very much. Thank you!