4 thoughts on “Friday, April 1, 2022

  1. Leo: On April Fools’ Day, I got fooled again by your inset ad.

    Very excitedly, I called Geppert Studios and said I wanted to take advantage of their enlargement offer. The chap asked which photo I’d like enlarged, and I replied, “Photo? Who said anything about a photo?” Long silence.

    “What were you asking about, then?” he queried.

    “MY DEAR SIR!” I shouted, “DO YOU KNOW TO WHOM YOU ARE SPEAKING?”

    “No,” he replied. “Good,” I said and hung up.

  2. Brendan: Yes, always read the small print, not just the bit about 8 or 10 inches. I’m talking about photos, of course. I have no idea what you could be thinking of. None whatsoever. (But we promise a very discreet service and our product arrives in a plain envelope.)

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